· Wash your genitals
· Don't lie about being on the pill.
· Don't blow into the vagina.
· There are a lot of weird noises. Get over it!
· Take off your socks.
· Take off your t-shirt!
· Never use your teeth on his dick unless he asks you.
· There is a big difference between biting and nibbling.
· Cut/file your nails before fingering.
· Make sure your nails are always clean before sex.
· If she says "don't pull out", ABSOLUTELY pull out.
· As a guy, you must alert your partner before you cum.
· If you receive oral, you must return the favour.
· You must pee every time after sex. It helps prevent infections.
· When switching from any position to doggy style, don't say crap like "BEAT MODE".
· Be creative and use your imagination.
· If you fart whilst your partner is giving you some oral sex, you must buy your partner something shiny and valuable.